Survey says:

Katharine McPhee nets her first semi-legitimate review (from for her new single, “Over It.” The bad news: he thinks the song sucks. The good news: he likes her, and thinks she can do better. Darling, I believe that’s the definition of “American Idol.”

Keep in mind, kids, I’ll be posting all semi-legitimate reviews of Kat’s single and album, just like I posted the good, the bad and the ugly for Taylor. And by “semi-legitimate,” I mean that I won’t be posting any reviews of the “OMG i just heard katharine’s single and it’s so hawt i luv her!!!” variety. I didn’t do that for Taylor, either. So here we go:

Anyone expecting to hear the young woman who wooed audiences on American Idol will be sorely disappointed…Don’t get me wrong; Kat has a great, natural voice. It’s just that you can barely hear it. As for the song’s melody – well, there hardly is one. The song’s loud, thumping bass drum and tinny snare accents overwhelm any significant song structure or harmony…It is obvious this piece of crap song was painstakingly pieced together in the studio with Kat’s vocals seemingly added only as an afterthought.


January 2007
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What the kids are sayin’

"I hate them all. The judges, TPTB, the blatant manipulation, the songs, the contestants, everything. I'm a die-hard Cook fan, but for the love of god, at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself up there! Please? Syesha was awesome but she ruined it by being completely shameless and disgusting. Yes, being on American Idol is exactly like the civil rights movement, except for the part where you're fighting to make the world a better place."

"All I can say after the disgusting display tonight of favoritism towards the mediocrity that is David A. - good luck trying to market and make money off of that kid, American Idol. (Not to mention good luck dealing with his father.) All the teeny boppers may buy up his American Idol coronation single, but they will quickly forget about him before the album comes out. And I shudder to think of a David A. album - song after song of unrelenting sameness and heavy breathing. Why they are pimping him for the win is beyond me."

"This show was simply a hot buttered mess tonight. And Jason "needs to be arrested for what he did to I Shot the Sheriff. But I hope he stays. He amuses me. "

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